(Data) Sheet-er Island

You may be asking yourself, "Why is that dashing young man with outrageous physical strength and intelligence wasting his time with a comprehensive book analysis of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?" The answer is simple really, I am an undercover U.S Marshall disguised as a college-bound adult taking a college level English class...I also look a whole lot like that guy from Inception.  My real name is Onicmid Usros, but I go by the much easier to pronounce Dominic Russo...no one suspects a thing.  I've been sent on a case to recover a missing student by the name of Micniod Oruss, but none of the students seem to remember a student by that name, and the teacher is no help either: "Dom, shut up, you're not a U.S Marshall, now go do your data sheet." or "Micniod? That's just Dominic spelled incorrectly, do you think I'm an idiot?" are the typical responses I receive from ruthless interrogation (which consists of passive-aggressive Facebook statuses and making rude comments about their parking abilities) Now everyone's convinced I'm actually an AP English student and they're not letting me out of this class without finishing this data sheet.  Looks like there is no escape, I have to live with the guilt of my own procrastination for the rest of my life.  Is it better to live as a genius or die as really attractive, good-smelling, person who does not type twenty-page papers?