Well, finals are coming up for all you folks who take actually classes besides AP English and WHOA YEAH NORMAL STATS. So I decided I would make my own little top ten list...wait, we only need eight photos?...My own little top EIGHT list of my favorite photos of the year and what they represent to me in terms of AP English with each one so it doesn't seem like I'm pointgrabbing.
1.This picture of the space shuttle Endeavour silhouetted against Earth's background symbolizes our lifting off from Chagrin Falls High School to (hopefully) greater places...space wouldn't be so bad.
2.These old people know little about politics. As members of the Tea Party (literally...the Boston Tea Party), they still find themselves confused that the words "black" and "president" can be placed next to each other. The clever communist logo on that man's poster reminded me of how bothered I find myself when people fail to research something obvious like grammar...or the definition of communism.
3.Oh...my...god...this picture has a lightning bolt striking a volcano while it shoots out hot lava all over Iceland....just add a unicorn and you have the most awesome photo ever...Just like AP English is the most awesome class ever!
4.This picture of a guy with really cool hair at the NFL Draft probably knows more about sport (and hair products) than I'd ever care to know. However, unlike the NFL draft, I know how the AP English Multiple Choice Game Draft works. Also, unlike the NFL draft, the people who you pick DEFINITELY matter! There will always be a totally stacked team (probably consisting of women), the guys will always segregate themselves into two groups and Carolyn's team will have a dumb slogan like "Toast"
5.Queen Elizabeth scares the crap out of me...I can't explain why. Maybe it's her cold stare directly into your soul or her power that only affects a certain population of people but I just get the willies whenever I see her...I have no one to compare this to in AP English...There is no high authority figure who I sometimes fear for reasons unknown...Her name certainly doesn't rhyme with Bobinski.
6. These Indonesians have no idea that the determination and strength it takes to hold onto a moving train to get to work simply PALES in comparison to typing a data sheet... I could hold onto a train in my sleep...pansies.
7. Oh hey there Saudi soldier, whatcha got there? A snake! You say you're eating a snake to prove your manliness to the other soldiers? Well have you even penned a timed essay without the use of the book? You haven't! Well then I guess my entire AP English remains manlier than a soldier eating a snake...as par usual
8.Sometimes I feel like a sad, half-naked Asian man carrying my man-purse by my neck in a river of what appears to be urine... oh sure it's oddly specific, but I'm sure you have similar Suessian nightmare feelings such as this one, and only one thing can solve it... realizing you have no finals to worry about! A blog talk?! OH BLESS THE GODS! HAHA ALL YOU PEOPLE TAKING CALC! I'll be scampering off to normal stats (whoa yeah) and enjoying my rest.
9. You're Welcome
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