And So It Begins...

You've heard of it, some of you may even have it, it's the dreaded...Senioritis!  Senioritis (for all two of you people who have not heard of this medical malady) consists of a undeserved sense of self-righteousness, "coasting", and general apathy.  This usually occurs during the last year of high-school (see SENIORitis), but doctors have concluded that I (a particularly rare case) have apparently had Senioritis since the fifth grade.  However, since being accepted into college today (NBD), I have entered a new stage of Advanced Increased Double Senioritis...or AIDS for short.  Any will to work that I had left has been instead replaced by a will to make sarcastic comments and wear ironic underpants.  This really shouldn't affect my day-to-day life since my school consists of playing pretend and AP English, but I worry about others and their reactions to this newfound Senioritis.  No one has explained to these kids that, at this point in their lives, their bodies are going to go through changes and it's perfectly normal for them to be confused or even a little scared.  Why there isn't a Senioritis-Ed class is beyond me, this very real disease has its own definition in Merriam-Webster and Wikipedia entry (Thereby undoubtably proving its validity, who needs sources?). What was once considered homework now goes by the name "Stupid-Dumb-Stupid-Whatever-Doesn't-Even-Matter-Work".  This epidemic needs to be stopped...and I'd totally do it, but I'm tired or something...whatever