Why I Am A Genius...And Humble To Boot

People love stupid things.  This scientific has inspired literally millions of inventions: The internet, fire, the internet, the internet, and the Guitar Hero franchise all come to mind... oh did I mention the internet? Yeah, people just love incorrectly using this vast emporium of knowledge at our fingertips (I would know, I'm currently on Facebook, Gmail, a guitar tablature website, and someone else's Facebook).  We find websites like MyLifeIsAverage (and all of its step-sites), AwkwardFamilyPhotos, ThisIsWhyYou'reFat, and http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/ to waste our time and delay the inevitable data sheet or whatever else is simply DESTROYING our lives by its very presence.  So i've come up with a brilliant new idea that practically gives me money just by thinking about it: MyLifeIsAPEnglish.com!  Greatest idea since sliced bread, lightsabers, and the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders combined? I'd like to think so! Everyone would post regularly about how their lives coincide with AP English! It would be like...blogging...for a grade....shoot. Never mind, I'll leave the phenomenal ideas to someone else.