OH SHOOT

After some successful counting, I realized I am one blog short for this week (2 - 1 = 1!) and I needed to do some quick thinking if I was going to complete my blog quota successfully.  "I've got it," I said with way too much enthusiasm and out loud, "I'll make a list about...something!" But then after my parents calmed me down for yelling things about my blog out loud, I realized i've become...the list guy. I cannot be that guy. What will my grandkids think? "Oh great, it's Grampa, maybe he'll make a list about how he had to blog uphill both ways in the snow."  OK, so no list, maybe I'll talk about how I find AP English everywhere in my life! Like how I can analyze what people do in their spare times by the groceries they buy at Heinens! (Spoiler Alert:It usually ends up being eating) I'll even post a picture of the logo! http://assets.thecitymission.org/501185/6_heinens_logo.jpg Then I'll write more excited sentences ending with an exclamation mark! No, that will end up becoming a list of something nobody cares about and WILL NOT GET ME ONTO THE BLOG BANTER SHOW! MY LIFE DEPENDS ON ME GETTING ON BOBBIE'S BLOG BANTER! MORE THAN MY CAPS LOCK KEY OR MY DIGNITY!...hoo boy, calming down now...ok...woo...and...we're...gooooooood. Ok, moving on, I think I'll just write a self-parody and call it a night.
1.You're welcome